Greasy inept filthrock, riffs aplenty, all for free!! Hastings' very own Admiral Sir Cloudesley Shovell will be plying their greasy wares yet again at Hastings' grimiest haunt, The Union Bar. Come along and marvel at their prowess, purloining riffs and moves from the best. "On hearing Admiral Sir Cloudesley Shovell for the first time I heaved my guts dry and had to eat brown rice for a week" Anonymous.