Don't Say You Won't..... WONKFEST 2013 http://facebook.com/events/551238718242711/?ref=22 BONJOUR NAUGHTY SEAHORSES! IT'S WONK'S UNOFFICIAL BIRTHDAY AND I OWN MORE SHOES THAN THAT EMELDA MARQUEZ BIRD WHATEVER HER NAME IS. OMG LETS HAVE A BUFFET! YES.ALL OF LONDON'S FAVOURITE PUNK ROCK COCKS WILL BRING A DISH FOR THE PICNIC TABLE! YUMOOOOOTA! COUS COUS? HELL YEAH!!!! BUT ALSO CHILLI CONNE CARNE, SAUSAGE ROLLS, BITS OF CARROT AND CELERY! REALLY,THE LIST IS ENDLESS.DARE I NEED TO GO ON? MMMMMMMMM OK,SO THE PLAN OF ACTION IS THIS... THE SHOW WILL BE IN 2 HALFS,PRE AND POST BUFFET WITH HALF TIME ACTION SPENT MUNCHING ON DELICIOUS FOOD FROM THE 4 QUARTERS OF THIS WORLD!!! AMAZING!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! KICK OFF IS AT 3PM!!!! COZ WONK UNIT...... IT'S ALL ABOUT THE BUFFET! SE SOUR!! LOOK WHAT EXCITING ACTS WE HAVE FOR YOU!!! WHAT A GUY I AM! X 3PM PLUMKNEE (OMG) 3.45SLAVES (I BELIEVE I CAN FLY) 4.30 LTNT 5.15 MEANSTEED (FEROCIOUS ROCK LEGENDS) 6 THE APOSTATES (SILLY SAUSAGE.) 6.45 THE GRAND OPENING OF THE BUFFET! 7.30 MAID OF ACE (BIRDS FROM THE SEASIDE.) 8.15 SOUTHPORT (SAILORS) 9 WONK UNIT(KOOL NOT ZOOL) 9.45 MIDWAY STILL (GANGLY DRUMMER.) 10.30 BOGUS GASMAN (THESE PEOPLE PROBABLY TAKE DRUGS.) Presented by Don't Say You Won't Promotions http://www.facebook.com/dsywpromotions http://www.twitter.com/dsywpromotions